my mum gets angry when i dont tell her stuff about school. yes mum im sure you’d love to hear how how i drew flowers all over my book because the teacher was boring and how i spent $5 on a cupcake


i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking

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i am the human version of the first piece of bread


yeah i did like 100 push ups today


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petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix 


my goal in life is to be so hot that people can’t pronounce words right when they’re trying to talk to me



so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

yeah school sucks but does it swallow 

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fat isn’t an insult skinny isn’t a compliment they’re just words describing body types please drill that in your heads