succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

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surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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gasstrodon:

the dog days are over, the cat days are beginning

cozely:

I really want to hear Obama say “nigga please” just once 

nutellanatalia:

asian:

nutellanatalia:

i wanna try dating an asian guy

Date me

no not you

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u-ok:

(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in