crystallized-teardrops:

my mum gets angry when i dont tell her stuff about school. yes mum im sure you’d love to hear how how i drew flowers all over my book because the teacher was boring and how i spent $5 on a cupcake

m-eg:

i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking

(Source: m-eg)

lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

ectobiologist:

yeah i did like 100 push ups today

image

(Source: takayaabe)

human:

petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix 

earthdad:

my goal in life is to be so hot that people can’t pronounce words right when they’re trying to talk to me

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

yeah school sucks but does it swallow 

(Source: foxnewsofficial)

richgaaaang:

fat isn’t an insult skinny isn’t a compliment they’re just words describing body types please drill that in your heads